Whilst searching for a suitable place to live, I was asked by a potential roommate if I was a terrorist (apparently, he'd inadvertently lived with one before). My response?
"I'm far too lazy to be a terrorist."
I was then asked what type of terrorist I would be if I were one. I replied that I'd strike out against those who were incapable of engaging in "proper" behaviour in public. He jokingly said that I should start a blog detailing my efforts.
And so, here we are...
